Operators Will Be Standing By!
A discreet array of Perfect Baby Handbook products will soon be available for sale. Accept no imitations! Check back later for tempting t-shirts, onesies, tote bags, and more.
The Perfect Baby Handbook: A Guide for Excessively Motivated Parents hit bookstores on March 24, 2009. To order online, encourage your baby to click haphazardly on one of these links: