As someone who tries to keep abreast of infant current-events, I regularly check Google News for key words like “baby,” “parenting,” “tiny genius,” and “toddler.” Here’s one thing I’ve found: Nothing good ever happens to toddlers. It’s like there’s some unwritten rule that journalists can only use the word “toddler” in tragic contexts. (Do your […]

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Breaking! Suri Cruise, the world’s leading celebrity, debuted a provocative new coiffure when the Cruise family hit Japan yesterday to attend the Tokyo Valkyrie premiere. While the look (below left) may merely be Inadvertent Bed-Head, it’s impossible not to speculate that Suri’s new peek-a-boo bangs are a knowing homage to silver-screen actress, Veronica Lake (below […]

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