In the most novel twist yet in the unfolding “Jon & Kate plus 8” scandal, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review is claiming that the toxic couple is cavalierly planning to send their eight young kids to Swiss boarding schools, so the elder Gosselins can focus on becoming more repellent in a “retooled” version of the show (called […]

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Here at Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, we recall The Sound of Music. We recall Julie Andrews’ efforts to de-perfect Captain Von Trapp‘s regimented kids by introducing them to music, mayhem, and clothes sneakily tailored from drapes. But we don’t recall this particular scene where 200 Belgians, some of them not even […]

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