As most earthlings know by now, Nadya Suleman is trying to register the word “Octomom” with the U.S. Patent Office. Seems she wants to sell branded diapers and onesies—and wring more cash out of the Brits who hope to film her surplus children regularly until they are 18 years old. Only one problem, reports the […]

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I’ve been worried about Madonna. Not only have her entirely natural, 400-pound cheekbones been called into question, her plan to adopt Mercy James, a 3-year-old girl from Malawi, may have run into a snag: “Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes,” a senior official from […]

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Thanks to the same infertility treatments that gave us Octomom, multiple births are becoming almost as common in the U.S. as The Snuggie. A corollary of this uptick is a new array of tastefully mammoth strollers designed to accommodate triplets, quads, quints, or the alto section of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. I have to say […]

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