Sunday, April 26th, 2009
Here at Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, we collect news stories about both perfect and imperfect child-rearing. Frieda Blimlock, head of our Oddness Department, contends that these five headlines are among the most amusing: 1. Canadian Parents Fooled Into Raising Prostitutes: Considering that most Canadian parents aspire to raise either malingerers or […]
Monday, April 13th, 2009
Monday, April 6th, 2009
Here at Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, we take feedback seriously. We often gather together by our 15-foot-wide, baronial fireplace to study infant-graphics like this map indicating which states are visiting The Perfect Baby Blog most avidly (the darker the green, the higher the hit count). Herewith, America’s Top 12 Perfect-Baby-Obsessed States: […]
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Saturday, April 4th, 2009
We read a lot of mommy blogs here at PBH Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street. I’m sure you’ve heard me mention our chief mommy-blog critic, Ursula Danders, before. As this candid snapshot of Ursula (right) reveals, she has an amazing ability to focus and loves a good laugh. This week, Ursula is hot on the […]
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
First, a warning for regular readers, including the anonymous Germans who are already fixating on The Perfect Baby Blog: This post kicks off a new “Ghosts of Perfect Babies Past” series that may unnerve you. It takes a strong constitution, after all, to read about history’s most overwhelmingly splendid infants without comparing them to your […]
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