What if the only news were baby news?
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
We all know obsessive parents who believe the entire world revolves around infants. Though understandable, this perspective is dangerously distorting. For instance, when these moms or dads attempt to read New York Times headlines, it’s quite possibly they see this:
U.S Says It Will Preserve Secret Jails for People Who Dislike My Baby
Short of Cash, California Will Start Paying Its Bills With Lightly Used Maclaren Strollers
U.S. Faces Resentment in Regions That Can’t Access My Mommy Blog
Disgraced Governor Did Not Improperly Use Public Funds, Says My Child’s Fischer-Price Talking Frog
Documents Show Iraqi Dictator’s Fear of That Smug Mom at the Park Who Wears Cheap, Cashmere-Blend Twin Sets. Exclusive!
Obama’s Poll Ratings Strong Despite His Inability to Breastfeed
Unemployment Reaches 9.5 Percent, So We Can Probably Hire a Harvard-Educated Nanny for Almost Nothing
Not that it matters, now that all nannies are about to be replaced by robots.