Video of the week: Stroller porn
Monday, June 29th, 2009
If you’ve never heard of the Swedish stroller company, Emmaljunga (founded 1925), don’t worry. You’re not missing out on much—except the occasional strangely eroticized advertisement. The video that currently greets visitors to the company’s website crosscuts between a hot mama pushing an Emmaljunga and a seemingly unrelated dad who has the hots for…hmmm, could it be her legs or her Emmaljunga? It’s all set to lame Eurojazz (or, as Americans call it, “porn music”). Observe the unfolding romance:
HELLO DOLLY! We meet the casually sexy Swedish mother as she strolls along the quay in a mini dress. Her hips sway, her hair tosses, her Emmaljunga rolls along like a charm.
CUT TO: Hot Swedish dad (flashing a bit of midriff) as he shares a special moment with his child. Although he's muscular, he's also balding to indicate that he's a committed father.
TENSION RISES: As the hot Swedish mother pushes her Emmaljunga so expertly, pertly, and hip-swingingly, all eyes turn to her.
INCLUDING THE HOT DAD'S EYES: Hidden behind "player" sunglasses—but then again, he's a dad, so he can't be too slimy, right?
TABLE FOR TWO? Hot Swedish mom takes a break from all that maternal catwalking; appears rather "available." Note the empty chair awaiting hot (adulterous?) Swedish dad.
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