CONSPICUOUS CONSUMERS: These shallow troll dolls set a terrible example.

Trolls are supposed to live under bridges. Or in fetid forest dens. They are supposed to be freaks, squat and bug-eyed—tolerated only because they happen to have spectacularly vivid, comb-able hair. Trolls are not supposed to be privileged trust-fund recipients who share a flashy two-story beach house and zip around scoring Ecstasy in their collectible vintage Jeep. No wonder this youngster is rubbing his hands together so greedily. (Photo c/o Wikipedia).

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