How to guarantee that your infant behaves angelically
Sunday, June 7th, 2009
While angels are generally sweet-natured and infallible, they get bitchy around bedtime, dreading the long hours of tossing and turning ahead: “You try lying on a pair of lumpy wings when you’re exhausted,” one recently told me. “It’s like sleeping on a couple bricks.” I’m guessing that Marie-Chantal, the ridiculously French designer behind these $75 “Angel Wing Pajamas” doesn’t know this.
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