Even if her preschool peers are content to fool about with lower forms of comedy (knock-knock jokes, zombie impersonations), sooner or later, a perfect baby will want to master deadpan humor. “My First Dictionary,” a new website created by a “timid” British librarian named Ross Horsley, introduces a new word each day. Two inspiring examples:

Related Posts:
• Diverting video of the week: Coping with baby talk
• David Letterman: Perfect parent?
• Charlie Sheen: Palindrome lovin’ dad