I recently popped up in BookCourt, Brooklyn’s leading independent bookstore, as part of the Perfect Baby Handbook “tour.” As this video of the proceedings reveals,  the tour requires me to look people in the eye while making ludicrous assertions about “bird cleavage” and babies who join Facebook.

Attention West-Coast readers: In a more laid-back, centered, and tanned state, I will be reading at Book Soup on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles, on Sunday, May 17, at 7 pm. To rsvp, visit the event’s Facebook page. I like writing “on the Sunset Strip.” It makes me sound like esteemed infant authority Jim Morrison of The Doors.

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