Here at Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, we recall The Sound of Music.

We recall Julie Andrews’ efforts to de-perfect Captain Von Trapp‘s regimented kids by introducing them to music, mayhem, and clothes sneakily tailored from drapes.

UNAMUSED: The original Maria.

But we don’t recall this particular scene where 200 Belgians, some of them not even blond, mime tea-drinking in Antwerp’s Central Station. Turns out it’s a TV commercial for “Op Zoek Naar Maria,” a new reality show focused on casting a 2009 version of The S of M. Apparently, they’re scouring every nook, cranny, nunnery, and puppet theater in Belgium to find a Maria whose nose and eyelashes would be flattered by falling snowflakes.

Update: “Maria” here is clear rip-off of this T-Mobile ad filmed at London’s Liverpool Street Station, itself a rip-off of the famous “History of Dance” video. All part of the new trend sweeping Europe: fake spontaneous group-dancing to create viral advertising.