Infant-graphic: States ranked by interest in baby perfection
Monday, April 6th, 2009
Here at Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, we take feedback seriously. We often gather together by our 15-foot-wide, baronial fireplace to study infant-graphics like this map indicating which states are visiting The Perfect Baby Blog most avidly (the darker the green, the higher the hit count). Herewith, America’s Top 12 Perfect-Baby-Obsessed States:
1. New York
6. Near-Perfect Pennsylvania
10. North Carolina
11. Arizona, Colorado, Florida, and Michigan (in a tense, four-way tie!)
12. Missouri…with Minnesota nipping at its heels.
Most Indifferent State: South Dakota, whose parents are either quite relaxed or too smug to feel they need infant perfection tips.