In response to those readers (mostly German) who’ve doubted the existence of The Perfect Baby Handbook Worldwide Headquarters on Montague Street, here it is. This is where the magic happens. At least 3/4 of the magic happens on the main floor. The middle floor is occupied by middling management, while junior departments auch as the puns and lists divisions are housed on the top floor. The Listless TV Watching Division occupies the basement. All babies enter by the side entrance.