Free-spirited recording artist M.I.A., who raised eyebrows recently by performing at the Grammys while nine-months pregnant—and on her due date, has issued a statement of clarification regarding her sanity via her Myspace page:

My baby is not called Ickitt, Pickit, or Lickit, thank you very much to all the Hollywood Press. He’s a baby. He doesn’t need press! I didn’t release the baby name because I didn’t think it was news!!!! But I will be back with something newsworthy soon. Till then, go pick on Apple, Satchel, and Moon Unit. Lots of love, Stickit.

I’m shocked at the media’s sloppiness in “reporting” rumors surrounding M.I.A.’s baby name. It’s not that hard, people! After a well-placed call or two, I’ve determined that the actual name of M.I.A.’s offspring is I.C.K.I.T.T.