For any of you who like to put casts on your pod, I’ll be talking about perfection and unicorns on The Mumfrey Rubin Show With Mac Montandon on Wednesday, March 25, at 1 p.m. The Mumfrey Rubin Show is a lot like The Oprah Winfrey Show, except for two things: 1) It’s just this thing my friend Mac made up; 2) Mumfrey Rubin has maintained a steady weight of 167 pounds since the early 1940s.

I’ll also be doing all kinds of traditional radio later in the month. Stay tuned.